Young And Old

David sees a little, grey haired old man in the street and decides to cheer up his day by going and talking to him.

"Alright mate," he says. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look. What's your secret?"

"Well," says the man. "Every day, I smoke a hundred cigarettes and drink a bottle of whisky. I don't do any exercise, and I only eat bacon and eggs."

"That's amazing," says David. "How old are you?"

"Thirty Six!"

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