Working On A Building Site

David Beckham's footballing prowess suddenly deserts him and so Posh sends him out to get another job. He goes for an interview on a building site.

"Can you make tea?" asks the foreman.

"Oh yes," says David. " I can make tea."

"Can you drive a fork lift truck?"

"What?" asks David. "How big is this teapot?"

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