Tobagganist

David Beckham and Posh Spice are skiing in France. Becks is having a tricky time staying on his feet but Posh is skiing like she's been doing it for years. She goes across to Becks and says

"Did you see me Zag Zigging David?"

Becks replies "it is zig zagging Victoria".

Posh says "no it isn't David, it's like in our song - Zag Zigging". They argue for a while and then Becks says

"let's ask the man over there with the sledge"

They go across and Posh says "Is it zag zigging or zig zagging?".

The man replies "I don't know, I'm a tobogganist".

Becks says "if that's the case, I'll have 20 B&H and a box of matches please"

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