To The Rescue

David is on a plane when, mid-flight, the captain is taken ill.

Fortunately David saves the day by landing the plane at the nearest airport. But it is a difficult landing and David only manages to avert an accident by the skin of his teeth.

"That's the shortest runway I've ever seen," says David to one of the air stewardesses.

"I agree," says the air stewardess. "But it sure is wide."

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