Think Fast

Alex Ferguson and Arsene Wenger were arguing over training methods, and Wenger made the point that his players could think faster. To prove this, he called Bergkamp over, and asked him the question 'Its your father's son, but its not your brother', Bergkamp replies immediatly 'Its me'.

Alex Ferguson went back to Manchester, and thought he'd try it on one of his players, so he called David Beckham over, 'Its your father's son, but its not your brother' he says. 'errr... I dunno boss, can I have time to think about it?' 'Okay David, give me the answer tomorow'.

David in the mean time finds one of his continental team mates, Laurent Blanc, and asks him 'Its your father's son, but its not your brother', 'Its me' he replies'

David is so excited that he's got the answer he doesn't wait till tomorow and rushes over to Ferguson 'I got the answer' he says 'Its Laurent Blanc!'

Ferguson replies 'You idiot, its Dennis Bergkamp'

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