They Got Posh Too

David Beckham is staggering about, drunk as a lord with a key in his hand.

"What's going on 'ere then?" says a passing policeman.

"They stole me bloody car!" shouts Beckham.

"Where did you last see it?" asks the copper. "On the end of this key!' David wails.

The Policeman looks him over and says, "Are you aware sir, that your penn1sss is hanging out of your trousers?"

"Holy sh*t!' screams Beckham; "They got Posh as well!"

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