The Penguins

A policeman is walking down the road, when he sees David Beckham pushing a wheelbarrow full of penguins.

"Ello, ello," he says, "What have we here?"

"Don't worry, officer," says David. "I'm just taking this wheelbarrow full of penguins down to the zoo."

"Well, Sir," says the copper, "mind you do."

Next day, the same policeman is walking down the same street, when he sees David Beckham with the same wheelbarrow full of the same penguins, only this time they all have buckets and spades.

"Excuse me, Mr Beckham," he enquires, "but I thought I aske dyou to take that wheelbarrow full of penguins to the zzoo."

"I did," replied David. "But we had such a good time I thought we'd go the the beach today."

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