The Hairdressers

David Beckham walks into a beauty salon to get a hair cut with headphones on. The hairdresser asks him to take them off for the haircut and he replies "I can't, I'll die."

She proceeds to cut his hair and it looks awful. Six weeks later he comes in for another haircut. The hairdresser pleads with him to take his headphones off Once again the Becks replies "I can't, I'll die". So he receives another awful haircut.

Six weeks later Davey-boy turns up at the salon and once again the hairdresser says "Please take your headphones off - I can make your hair beautiful if you would just take off the headphones".

"I can't, I'll die" moans the overpaid plonker. The hairstylist proceeds to cut his hair. While doing so the Becks falls asleep. The hairstylist quickly thinks to herself - I will remove the headphones and replace them before he wakes up, I'll make his hair look wonderful.

Seconds after doing this he falls off the chair. The hairdresser checks and he isn't breathing. Dying to know what was keeping him alive, she places the headphones on her head. She hears Posh Spice's voice saying, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breath out."

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