The Diet

David's personal trainer decides that he's a little bit over weight, so he puts him on a diet.

"What I want you to do," he says, "is eat normally for three days then skip a day. Carry that on for a month, and then come back to see me."

Sure enough, a month later David comes back looking much leaner and fitter than he was.

"That's a great diet," he says, "but you know, I thought I was going to drop dead on that fourth day."

"What," asks the trainer, "from hunger?"

"No," says David. "From skipping."

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