The Circle

David Beckham was driving his Ferrari around when he almost crashed into a truck. The trucker got out and went up to David and started shouting at him.

David said "Yeah,yeah can I just go now?"

The trucker marked out a circle and said to him "I need to get something out my truck don't go out of the circle till I get back"
He went to his truck and came back with a sledge hammer he walked up to David's car and smashed the windscreen. He turned around and David started laughing. So he got a stake and popped the tires. David started laughing harder. He poured lighter fluid on the car and set it alight. David was peeing himself!

The trucker said to him "What are you doing? I've just fucked up your Ferrari."

And David said "I know.... but each time you turn around I jump out the circle!"

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