Taming Of The Lion

Posh and Becks fancied a change of career and so decided to join the circus. Both quite fancied the idea of lion taming, so they had an interview with the circus's tamer who was the finest in the land.

They went over the lion's cage.

"This is the most ferocious most bad tempered lion you will ever have the misfortune to meet. If you can tame this lion, then I'll be happy to take you on."

With that he gave them both a chair, a whip and a top hat.

Victoria decides to go first. She walks bravely into the cage, and the lion starts snarling at her. Suddenly she removes her coat to reveal nothing but her bare body. The lion instantly calms down, walks over to her feet.

"Amazing!" cries the lion tamer. "I've never seen anything like that in my life. Now then David, do you think you can manage that?"

"I don't think it'll be a problem," answers David, "but you'll have to get that horrible lion out of there first."

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