Speed Limit

A policeman sees a flash sports car doing a very slow four miles per hour on quite a fast road, so decides to pull it over to check that everything is ok. To his surprise the driver is David Beckham.

"You seem to be driving very slowly Mr Beckham is everything alright?"

"Fine officer," he replies"It's just that the sign back there says that the speed limit is four miles per hour.."

"Er, no, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the road. You're on the M4."

At this point he notices Posh sitting in the passenger seat, trembling, her face as white as a sheet.

"What's wrong with her?" asks the policeman.

"Oh nothing," answers David sheepishly. "We just came off the A316..."

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