Speaking English

A new player was coming over from Afghanistan to play for United, after signing from Kabul FC.
It was the first day of training

Fergie: Ok....this is a balll... that is the goals....and you use your foot (points to foot) to kick the ball into the goal, got that? Kick.....Ball......Goal.

Not wanting to be rude the player interupts fergie. "I can understand english sir" he said

Fergie replied with "Shut up a second im talking to David Beckham"

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