So Stupid

"You," shouts Alex Ferguson at David in front of the whole Manchester United team, "are so stupid! I'm going to ask you a simple question and if you can't answer it you're out of the team!"

"OK, boss," says David, shamefaced.

"Right, what's two plus two?"

"Er, is it four, boss?"

"Oh!" cry the rest of the team. "Give him another chance!"

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