Shark Fishing

A priest was walking along the top of some very treacherous looking cliffs when he came across David and Victoria holding on to a length of rope for dear life. At the other end of the rope is Alex Ferguson.

"My children," he says "this is a sight that warms my heart. Two people helping their fellow man in a situation of impossible danger. Your rewards will most surely be in heaven."

As the priest walks away, Victoria turns to her husband and says,

"You know, he may be a top football coach, but he sure as helll doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing."

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