Shallow Waters

David is driving down a country lane when he sees a flashing light in the rear view mirror. He pulls over and a policeman approaches the car.

"I thought you ought to know, Sir, that there is a woman about a mile back who claims to be your wife. She says she fell out of the car when you turned a corner."

"Thank God for that," says David. "I thought I'd gone deaf."

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