Real Madrid Medical

As part of his medical upon joining Real Madrid, David as to undergo a psychiatric test to establish his response to certain questions.

"What would happen," asked the psychiatrist, "if I cut off your left ear?"

"Well," says David, "I'd be half deaf, I suppose."

"Very good and what would happen if I then cut off your right ear?"

"Oh, well, in that case I'd go blind."

"Why do you think you'd go blind if I cut off both your ears?"

"Easy," replies David. "My bandana would slip over my eyes."

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