Proof Of Identity

St Peter is standing at the Pearly Gates when up walks Wolfgang Amaders Mozart. Peter puts one hand up and says,

"Stop. I need proof of identity before you can go in."

"Fair enough," says Mozart. "I'm Wolfgang and this is one of my tunes."

And he whistles a few bars of Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

"Good enough for me," says Peter. "In you go."

A little later, William Shakespeare walks up. Peter puts up a hand and says,

"Stop I need proof of identity before letting anyone in."

"In truth," says Shakespeare, "I am the bard of Stratford. To be or not to be, that is the question!"

"Lovely," says Peter. "In you go."

Soon enough up walks David Beckham.

"Stop I need proof of identity before I let you in."

"What do you mean you need proof of identity? I'm David Beckham. Everyone knows who I am."

"Sorry, Sir," says Peter. "Even Mozart and Shakespeare had to give proof of identity."

"Who?" asks David.

"In you go, Mr Beckham."

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