Pork Pies

David Beckham is strolling down the road carrying a plastic bag, when an old tramp comes up to him.

"What have you got in the bag?" asks the tramp.

"Pork pies," replied David.

"I'll tell you what," says the tramp. "If I can tel you how many pork pies you've got in the bag, you have to give me one."

"If you can tell me that," retorts David, "I'll give you both of them."

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