Pocket Money

Young David wants to earn himself a bit of pocket money, so he offers his services around the neighbourhood doing odd jobs. His neighbour says to him,

"OK, I'll give you twenty pounds if you paint my porch while I'm out at work."

"Right you are," says David, thrilled and sets to work.

When the neighbour comes back from work that evening, he finds David looking as pleased as punch.

"Did you get the work done?" he asks him

"Absolutely," replies David, " infact I gave it two coats. Oh just one thing - its actually a ferrari....!"

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