Perfect Shot

On the golf course with David Seaman, Becks spends ages lining up a shot.

"Come on," Says the goalkeeper. "Get a move on."

"Sorry mate," Says Becks. "It's just that I know Victoria is watching from the clubhouse and I want to make the perfect shot."

"Nah," says Seaman. "You'll never hit her from there."

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