No En-Suite

Victoria checks into a hotel and the porter offers to take her bags to her room. As the door closes the illustrious Posh gets on her high horse.

"Young man," she says. "This is not the room I requested. There's no en-suite bathroom, no window." She looks around. "There's not even a bed."

"No, Mrs Beckham," says the porter. "This is the lift."

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