Night Out

David comes home very late one night, a little the worse for wer. Posh is not impressed.

"Where have you been?" she yells.

I've had the most amazing night out," says David, oblivious to his wife's fury. "We went to this bar and it was so exclusive, everything was made of gold. The seats were made of gold, the glasses were made of gold, even the urinals were made of gold!"

"That is the biggest cock and bull story I've ever heard," says Posh. "If such a place existed, I'd have heard of it. Where is it?"

"No idea," says David, "I'm too drunk to remember.

"Well you'd better tomorrow, or you'll be in trouble.

Next day, David gets the phone book and calls around all the bars in the area, asking each one if they have all the gold decor. Finally, he finds the right bar and shouts to Victoria,

"Here, I've found it. Have a word with the landlord."

So Victoria comes to the phone, puts on her poshest voice and says,

"I know this might sound like an odd question, but do you have a golden urinal in your establishment?"

The landlord puts the phone down and she hears him call, "Hey Fred, I think I've found out who peed in your saxophone last night!"

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