Naming

David Beckham's sister gives birth to twins, but unfortunately ends up in a coma after the birth. A week later she wakes up and her first quesion is about her children.

"Dont' worry, they're fine," the doctor tells her. "Your brother's even given them names."

David's sister groans inwardly.

"What did he call the girl?" she asks.

"Denise," replies the doctor.

That's not too bad, she thinks. "And what about the boy?"

"Denephew."

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