Mugged

David was attacked by muggers. Despite being in the peak of fitness, he was no match for the three men who eventually overpowered him and found thirteen pence in this pocket.

"Are you trying to tell us you put up all that resistance for thirteen pence?" ask one of the muggers.

"Of course not," says David. "I thought you were after the three grand in my jockstrap."

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