Minor Incident

Mrs. Beckham has a minor incident parking her car one day, and puts a lovely dent in both doors. Not wanting to upset her David, she quietly takes the car to a local repair shop.

The owner is a Man City fan. He recognises her straight away and decides to have a bit of fun with the thick bint. He tells her that it isn't necessary to have the car repaired as the dents are only small.

"When you get the car home, go round the back of it, and blow as hard as you can into the exhaust pipe - the dents will pop back out..."

So young Victoria goes home and does as the garage man suggests. While she's on the floor at the back of the car, puffing into the exhaust til her face goes blue, the man of the house gets back from training.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

His wife explains what she was told at the garage, but expresses some concern that she's been blowing in the exhaust for over 20 minutes now and nothing's happened.

"You stupid tart: of course that won't work" says Beckham...

".... you've left the windows open..."

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