Memory Test

The England team have to go to the doctor's for a special memory test. First up is Paul Scholes.

"Whats two times two?" asks the doctor.

"Ha!" Says Paul. "Easy. Its three thousand and eighy-two."

"Hmmm, OK" says the doctor, turning to Emile Heskey.

"What do you think two times two is?"

"Um, is the answer Tuesday?"

"Er, nearly, Emile" replies the doctor.

He turns to David Beckham. "And you, David do you know what two times two is?"

David scratches his head and suddenly looks enlightened.

"Is is four, doctor?"

"Brilliant!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you work that out?"

"Oh, it was quite easy really," replies David. " I just subtracted three thousand and eighty-two from Tuesday."

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