Mean Looking Bloke

After downing more beers than is good for him, a big, mean looking bloke stands up in the pub and shouts,

"Right, everyone on the left hand side of the pub is stupid.

Seeing that he's getting no reaction he yell, "And everyone on the right hand side of the pub is a wimp."

Suddenly he sees David Beckham standing up.

"Think your hard enough then do you?" says the bloke.

"Not really," replies David. "It's just that I'm sitting on the wrong side of the pub."

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