Magic Lamp

By a strange quirk of fate, Posh Spice finds a magic lamp. She rubs it and out pops a genie.

"You have released me from the prison of the lamp," says the genie. "As a reward, I shall grant you one wish. What does your heart desire?"

"After some deliberation and knowing that she has ll the money she could ever need, Posh decides to make a noble wish.

"I wish that peace could descend upon all the countries of the world."

"I am afraid that some things are beyond even my control." Said the genie. "Wish again."

"OK," says Posh, "In that case I wish that people would stop thinking that my husband is so daft."

"I see," says the genie. "Let me have another look at that map of the world."

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