Home Building

David walks into a hardware shop and asks for some four by twos.

"I think you mean two by fours, mate," says the bloke behind the counter.

"Hang on," says David, "I'll go and ask Victoria." He nips out to the car to check, comes back and says,

"Yeah, mate, you're right. Two by fours."

"OK how long do you need them."

"Hang on," says David, I'll go and check" He goes out to the car, comes back and says, "A long time. We're building a house."

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