Holiday Job

As a young boy, David Beckham gets a holiday job painting white lines on the road. On the first day, the foreman is very pleased as he's painted five miles of white lines. The next day is less impressive, only three miles. On the third day, the foreman is forced to take David to one side.

"Look, son," he says, "how come you painted five miles on your first day, three on your second day and only a mile today?"

"Because," David replies, "I keep getting further away from the can of paint."

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