Gift From Posh

Posh walks in the living room one day back from a shopping spree.
She goes over to David gives him a bag and says, heres a gift.
David opens the bag and it is a new Manchester United scarf to add to his collection.
"Thanks Vic" David says.
Posh walks into the kitchen and about 2 minutes later hears David scream "AGGGH S**T!
Posh runs in and says "Whats wrong David"

David goes, its this blooming scarf, its too tight!

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