English Ventriloquist

An English ventriloquist come to Madrid where he performs his act at an English pub. Unknown to him, David Beckham is in the audience, and embarrassingly enough he and his dummy start telling all their favourite David Beckham jokes.

After a while, poor David can stand it no more. He gets up and starts heckling the ventriloquist.

"I'm sick of this. Don't you understand that it's guys like you that make me a figure of fun? Do you ever stop to think how I might feel about your incessant jokes?"

"I'm sorry, mate," says the ventriloquist. "It's just a bit of fun."

"Keep out of it you," replies David, "I'm talking to the little fella on your knee."

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