Drinks Machine

Beckham was feelin a little thirst after training, so headed off to the drinks machine where he was to get a drink.

In went the first 50p and out came the Lucozade. Dave decided to put another 50p in and again out came another. For a third time, in went another 50p and again, out came another drink.

By this time, there was quite a queue forming and Gaz Neville who happened to be behind exclaimed :

"Come on Becks FFS, we're dyin back here. How many do you want ?"

Becks : "Hold up a minute lads, I'm winnin big time ere."

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