Do You Know Anything

A parchutist jumps out of a plane flying at 30,000 feet. He has a wonderful flight, enjoying the exhilaration of his jump right up until the moment that he discovers is parachute is broken. Hurtling towards the ground he desperately tries to fix the parachute, when all of a sudden he sees David Beckham on the way up.

"Hey, David," he shouts, "do you know anything about parachutes?"

"Sorry, mate," David cries out. "not a thing. Do you know about gas cookers?"

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