Differences

David Beckham comes home from training with a note from Alex Ferguson, indicating that "David seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would Posh Spice, "please sit down and have a talk with David about this."

So Posh takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. First, David, I want you to take off my blouse... so he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. Ok, now take off my skirt... and he takes off her skirt. Now take off my bra... which he does. And now, David, please take off my knickers. And when David finishes removing those, she says, "David, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes any more!"

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