Could I Have A Quickie

David is sitting in a restaurant and the waitress comes over to take his order.

"I'll have a quickie, please," he asks her.

Offended the waitress slaps him in the face and walks away. David can't understand what he's done wrong, so he flags down another waitress.

"Could I have a quickie, please?" he asks her.

Again he gets slapped in the face and the waitress walks away.

David is feeling quite bemused when a lady at the next table leans over to him and says,

"I think you'll find its' pronounced "quiche"."

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