Cheeseburger And Fries

David Beckham walks into a library.

"I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.

"The librarian looks at him strangely. 'Sir,' she says, 'this is a library.'

David looks embarrassed and whispers as quietly as he can, 'Sorry! I'll have a cheeseburger and fries.'

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