Budgie Jumping

Posh and Becks walk into a pet shop and ask for two budgies.

"That'll be thirty pounds," says the owner.

Later that day the couple go to a hundred foot high cliff. David takes one of the budgies and jumps off the cliff, landing in a crumpled heap on the floor. Seeing this Victoria gets the other budgie and does exactly the same.

Sitting at the bottom of the cliffs battered and bruised, David turns to Victoria and says,

"You know what, this budgie jumping really isn't all its cracked up to be.

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