Almost Got Caught

Jaap Stam, Andy Cole and David Beckham noticed that Alex Ferguson always left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that when Alex Ferguson leaves, they'll all leave early too. Later in the day they see Alex Ferguson leave early so they do too.

Jaap Stam goes home and goes to rest so he can get an early start. Andy Cole goes home and cooks dinner for his family. David Beckham goes home and walks to his bedroom. He opens the door slowly and sees his wife, Posh Spice in bed with Alex Ferguson, so he shuts the door and leaves quietly.

The next day Jaap Stam and Andy Cole are talking and plan to go home early again. They ask David Beckham if he wants to leave early again and he says, "No way! Yesterday I almost got caught!"

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