A Wart

Posh Spice walks into a posh restaurant with a frog attached to her forehead. She sits down at her table and orders her food from the waiter. As he brings out her lunch, the waiter can't contain his curiosity.

"I don't wish to be rude," he says, "but how on earth did you get that thing on you?"

"Well," answers the frog, "it started out as a wart on my bum..."

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